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    Sunshine Flavored Lollipops Zephik's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by simon275 View Post
    That sucks dude.

    Sounds like you need one of these in the back of your van.

    Psh, thats a poodle compared to what I've decided to invest in.

    I'm planning on mating this... THING...


    With this one...


    I'm pretty sure it will result in either a World War 3 or a nuclear winter from trying to rid the planet of this new breed of deadly hell hounds, but hey, at least nobody will ever break into our car again!

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    Yeah, that would stop people from living in your neighborhood too. +rep that I forgot to sign.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simon275 View Post
    That sucks dude.

    Sounds like you need one of these in the back of your van.


    yah, but then they'll just steal the oil painting...
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    My neighbour bought a new stand for his 52" TV two weeks ago.

    The box was outside and the porter told one of the local psychopaths - who's brother is a house-burgler - where the box came from.

    The next day my neighbour was broken into and his flat emptied. The police say there is no video of items being removed from the building or going down in the lift which implies the stuff did not leave the building. We live on the seventh floor so anyone who took the risk of carrying a 52" plasma and all associated equipment down 7 floors would be mad.

    The Psychopath lives on the ninth floor ... you do the math. The police are refusing to get a search warrant.

    Idiots.

    CrazyB

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crimson Sky View Post
    yah, but then they'll just steal the oil painting...
    Sometimes Paul, you make me laugh so much with your wry sense of humour, it hurts quite literally. Always worth the pain though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Buddhist View Post
    The police are refusing to get a search warrant.
    What's the point of having cops if they will not do their job? lol

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    lolz if you think the cops r bad there.. try peel... ever been beaten the hell outa just for being a teen... ye i was goin to church.. pulled me over.. accused me of having coke on me.. i told them i didnt.. they didnt believe me.. and then they started manhandling me... then i end up with a broken nose and black eye... i report it and it all gets swept under the rug..i wont knock cops everywhere... but peel is one of the most currupt regions in canada...
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    I wouldn't be surprised if somebody sigquotes part of this.

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    Well, heres an update.

    bits of glass is still everywhere. Which is annoying...

    They only stole her purse....which is actually REALLY retarded....I had a GPS lying in the open, 3k worth of computer equipment, my PAYCHECK, and a HD camcorder in the backseat, again, in the open.

    And they stole her purse?

    It's still REALLY f'n annoying and pisses me off a lot that this happened. Theres no chance of finding the guy, I don't have the money to fix the glass.

    My girlfriends dad form cut a piece of plexi to fit in my window for the time being.

    I know i know pictures...every time life gives me a break, it breaks my window.

    They may also have her SSN too...

    can someone tell me its illegal now to show your ENTIRE SSN on your paystub?

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    You need a trunk......er, van monkey
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    anti-theft monkeys FTW
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    I wouldn't be surprised if somebody sigquotes part of this.

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