Well, despite what the calendar says, today is my birthday. At my age, you don't get a plethora of gifts, but from my sister and her husband I got this which I think is extremely cool. It's rather small, as you'll see from the number on it, so it's more a novelty rather than a practical thing.
Still, it's cool and was a complete surprise, and that's what counts.
In other news:
Among my cards was a job offer.