I have one.. Although I'm not entering, I thought I would share. I just can't beat any of these.
On Monday, I started a new job in a call center. I'm going to be a "billing specialist". (it's a BS job until a better one comes along) Anyway, they have an online knowledgebase, and wanted us to log in so they could show us around. Well, we got a login screen, but after that 500 errors popped up across the board.
Trainer - Everyone log out. Now, see the little button with the green light on the computer, press that and hold it until the computer shuts off.
Me - NO!!! That's a BADDDDD idea.
Trainer - We do it all the time.
(meanwhile I hear computers turning off all around me)
Me - It's a bad practice, and will mess up the windows image, and possibly some hardware. We could have just elected to restart the machine, which I have already done, and will not fix the problem anyway. You need to call IT and submit a trouble ticket. It's a problem with the user ID we are using, and multiple logins.
Trainer - And you're so sure of this? What makes you think you know, you've only been here 2 days.
Me - (pulls out MCP card) I'm Microsoft certified. I build and mod computers because it's fun. I'm capable of maintaining the server room.
Trainer - </pics up the phone and calls IT>
Today will be my 3rd day of work there. I swear I'm losing IQ points each second I spend in the building.