amount of newbies (no offence)

[DickNervous]

Whats a computer?

It is that silly looking box next to you with the little glowing lights that hums. It needs to be booted, so why don't you kick it?

How do you cut out a side window?

I usually concerntrate really, really, hard and cut it with the laser beams that shoot out of my eyes.

Is Dremel some kind of glue?

Actually, it is an anti-glue. It helps you take things that you accidentally glues together apar.

If I cut myself do I need a Band-Aid?

Well, that all depends. If your appendage that you cut is still in one piece, then yes. Otherwise run around screaming for someone to call 911 while waving your bloody appendage in front of their faces.

Why do people complain about new people?

Because they answer rhetorical questions.

Why do they complain when they have a question?

Asking questions kills brain cells. Ask enough and you will become management, and that is pure hell.

Weren't they a noob at one time?

No. everyone else was born a genius.

Don't these guys have the choice to not read said threads?

Yes, but not until *after* they wasted 2 minutes of their life reading your inanae remarks. Now I want that 2 minutes back....

Can I make a post about how these kinds of posts are getting on my nerves?

Sure, just make sure you put on your asbestos suit.

Can I have a cookie?

No, it will spoil your dinner.

Isn't this forum for all to interact?

Flaming is a form of interacting.

Next time someone asks a question I think is dumb...can I ban them?

Yes, now ban yourself please.

Don't you think all noobs should be banned?

Not until making fun of them is no longer enjoyable.

Doesn't it suck when people actually talk in here?

Yes, now STFU, I am trying to flame you.

Where are your mods that make you the almighty case mod know it all?

In my workshop, a location you will never know.

When did you get so full of yourself that questions from new people started to get on your nerves?

Right about the time you started posting.

May I refer to you as GOD? or do you prefer Sir?

I prefern Satan, but Sir is good enough.

Don't you hate forum nazi's?

Yes.

Don't you think pie tastes great?

Only Apple, Blueberry, and Coconut Custard. Otherwise it all sucks.

Do you like Hello Kitty?

No. If you do please pack your bags and move to Japan where you won't be considered a freak.

How can I hide the wiring in my case?

Once you have all the wired setup and connected, you take the wire cutters and cut them right where they come out of the power supply. Then you cut them right where they come out of the molex. Make sure to leave a 1/4 inch on both ends. Since you had them connected when you cut them the electricity will know where to go and you will have a case with no wires.

Do you think I could make a good mod out of a coffee can?

No, you can't. Crimson Sky could, but you have no chance.

When I turn on my computer sound comes out of the speakers...is this normal?

Oh Lord NO!. It is NOT! I suggest you run to the nearest church and get a bucket of Holy Water. The next time it happens dump the Holy Water onto the computer to drive away the evil spirits. This should stop the moice coming from your speakers.

Also at the same time my monitor displays Windows....is my computer broken?

No, it is not bronek, it is possessed. Unfortunately all that can be done for it is to take it to your nearest high school and tell them to have the students excorsies the evil spirits. If you are lucky you might get it back with Linux on it.

Did I mention that posts like this get on my nerves?

No, you hadn't.

[Dante]

OK Dick is now my god.

[Crimson Sky]

Roflmao!! :d :d

[Malatory]

Preach to me brother. Hello Kitty, Barbies, Bratz............It never ends, does it? I think my kids own every freaking toy there is.lol

It will End if you say no. but who can say no to eyes like ...

My Other half says some of her crafting sites are starting to look at computer crafting (Modding to us). And I should join or see about some of our forums merging ... Think of the n00b like questions then..

[Crimson Sky]

I think I speak for most here when I say:


Awwweee!!! wooohjee-woohjee!

[Malatory]

I think I speak for most here when I say:


Awwweee!!! wooohjee-woohjee!

hahahah

[JesDer]

freaks !

[Kaolian]

Well, you have to start somewhere. Sometimes us newbies end up amounting to something eventually. Besides, newbies have that cute newbishness about them that makes you want to smile and pat them on the head shrotly before you start hitting us with the tennis rackets for asking stupid repetitive questions. It's a survival trait!

[Frakk]

Well, you have to start somewhere.

everyone agrees with that. but why does it have to be on forums asking nerv racking questions about what is what and such. when i started this whole computer thing i didnt even know what internet was... who did i ask? books of the time and magazines. most people dont appreciate things like that these days. its a lot easier to click on "new thread" and ask isnt it?

[Whisp]

I don't mind answering questions for newbs but when that same person asks 100's of easily answered question that can be looked it up on yahoo or whatever then i usually dont help them.

I say help those that help themselves. Very easy to tell who those people are.