Ladies and gentlemen....
It is not complete, but I present you thissssssSSSSSsssssssssss......
Speakers: Fat Creeper Edition.
I had to make it wide. I couldn't figure out how to make it skinny to make it look more like a creeper, without compromising keeping the acoustic chamber identical.
Back feet and finished head to come.
And don't worry. I've got a mom who knows a LOT about woodworking.
What stopped progress? A broken drill bit.