So, at the place I am stationed, all the staff gets these Palm Zire 71s. One of the guys here bikes to work, and ended up killing his screen and connection port, as well as some bad damage to the shell.
I took 2 others that were about to be thrown out and gutted them all, then used the parts that worked to build a Palm that looks almost 100% new. It feels great to make something work out of "trash".
Drunk!