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    We have had four administrative assistants at my job and I have discovered a trend. The one who was there when I started had to leave to have her baby. They replaced her with a woman who was somewhat well endowed. Then they fired her for complete abject bitchiness. Everyone was glad when that happened. The woman who replaced her had even larger assets.

    Then they moved our “bigger” administrative assistant into managing our technicians and they interviewed 4 women. I got to see all 4 candidates. The one they hired had the largest mammary appendages of them all.

    Obviously our hiring manager equates competence with the size of the brassiere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xpirate View Post
    Obviously our hiring manager equates competence with the size of the brassiere.
    So is it possible that I could go in there wearing the largest bra ever made when they're next hiring and I could get a job? /awful joke


    Yeah... there were quite a few people at the KFC I worked at who seemed to just be working there to look good. Gets rather old.

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    lol i guess that one way to do it pretty much they only hire woman where i work that are family

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    Of course. That's how the business world works.......

    Oh and BTW... TTIWWOP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oneslowz28 View Post
    Of course. That's how the business world works.......

    Oh and BTW... TTIWWOP
    And for those of us who had to google the acronym....lemme save you a couple of seconds:

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    Your company needs to rexaime it's hiring policies or those who do the hiriings.
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    Pictures had to be withheld to protect the innocent. Also, I'm not brave enough to take pictures of them because they might think I'm stalking the administrative assistants.

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    I'm confused - what exactly is the problem here?

    Quote Originally Posted by Xpirate View Post
    Obviously our hiring manager equates competence with the size of the brassiere.
    To give the guy a little benefit of the doubt, it's entirely possible it isn't intentional - maybe he's just a boob man, and when he thinks back over the applicants, he gets a positive recollection of the bigger women, without actually realising why.

    He could also just be hiring women with big boobs for having big boobs lol

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    Sounds like your boss is trying to get into the real-estate business. You know, since he keeps acquiring "huge tracts of land"

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    My last job had 4 hotties working there. It sure made it easy to get to work in the morning, and the angry customers never seemed to bother me as much.

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