Satan Claus is Coming to Town

[SgtM]

Doesn't work that way phen0m. Gotta pick something. Anyway, +rep for the story.

[TheGreatSatan]

I haven't decided what I would like but if you even think that this story could be a winner, just tell me and I'll add something.

It is a good story. Edit your post to add your want

Remember everyone: I'm picking 4 members!

So post your naughty act and your wish.

[Crazy Buddhist]

"What's the plan?", I asked.

"We're going to take turns", she said, "as it's my plan I go first!"

For four days I was kept prisoner in my own truck by a crowd of sex starved young women .... so ... The naughtiest thing I have done is ... I willingly let it happen

My other seventeeen+ g/f's were very understanding - after all they were used to sharing

I want Satan Claus to send me: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16822148261

Matthew

I should like to put this in perspective. I do not condone sexual promiscuity. For the last eight years I have been celibate, a decision I took shortly after becoming a Buddhist.

Rubber is your friend in these days my friends !

CrazyBlizzard

[phen0m]

^Wrap it before you tap it, because condoms are easier to change than diapers.

@TGS-Okay. I'll choose my item and then edit my post. This will take another day or two though, because I'm about to get off for today.

[DonT-FeaR]

get off... lol hope thats not what ya ment....


dont be a fool wrap your tool

dont be silly wrap your willy

[TheGreatSatan]

Or just cut it off!

[Crazy Buddhist]

Or just cut it off!

Wow. That seems like extreme modding.

[phen0m]

^If thats extreme modding, I think I made a slight mistake getting into this hobby x]

[TheGreatSatan]

I literally almost did it once.....accidently. I was sitting with a piece of sheet metal in my lap, cutting it with my dremel and the blade went right through my pants. To be more exact, right through the crotch of my pants. It must've been within an inch and I was oblivious to it.

[mittelmeier]

Wow, I know the feeling. I was drilling out a piece of sheet metal that was clamped down on a drill press, the bit got bound up and it ripped the sheet metal out of the vice. The sheet metal gave me a cut on the leg. If I wouldn't have jumped when I heard the clamp give, good chance it wouldn't have been my leg that got cut. Wasn't a bad cut though, no stitches or anything. I had to change my pants for 2 reasons that day.