Page 1 of 5 12345 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 44

Thread: irc quotes

  1. #1
    GIVE ME THE CAKE!!! p0Pe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    proud dane!
    Posts
    1,645

    Default irc quotes

    ok... here is some irc quotes that i find funny feel free to share yours xD

    -
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
    <TheXPhial> vaccuums
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
    <TheXPhial> black holes
    <Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
    <TheXPhial> lava?
    -


    -
    <anamexis> oh man
    <anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
    --> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
    <anamexis> and it exploded
    <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
    <anamexis> but I got it away just in time
    <-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
    <anamexis> :<
    -

    -
    <xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
    -

    -
    <Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
    <Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
    <RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
    <Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
    <RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao
    -

    -
    <Sonium> someone speak python here?
    <lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
    <lucky> SSSSS
    <Sonium> the programming language
    -

    -
    <glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
    <content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
    <glome> Who me?!
    <content> Yes you!
    <glome> Couldn't be!
    <content> Then WHO?!!
    <glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
    *** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (**** you i didn't touch the mother****ing cookie, bitch)
    -

    hope you had fun
    is that a 120.9 raddy on your case, or are you just happy to see me?

    METO V.1
    METO V.2
    METO V.3
    PC-Beto
    Project M8 [WIP]

  2. #2
    Fox Furry crenn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    In the shadows behind you
    Posts
    4,067

    Default Re: irc quotes

    Some of those are gold.
    Antec Sonata II | Pioneer DVR-212
    Good news! You can follow my website or follow me on twitter!

  3. #3
    ATX Mental Case Cookies N' Milk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Location
    Edmonton
    Posts
    134

    Default Re: irc quotes

    bash.org ftw ;P some of the quotes there are epic
    Current Project: Resistance
    My New Super Sexy WorkStation Specs:
    2x Intel Quad-Core Xeon E5420 2.5GHz 12MB Cache @ 3.0GHz, 4x2GB Kingston FB-DIMM 800MHz ECC, Intel SkullTrail Board, 4x WD Raptor 74GB HardDrives in Raid 0, 2x Seagate 320GB HardDrives, ATI FireGL V8650-Switched back to an 8800GT for now cause of driver problems, ThermalTake ToughPower 1200Watt PSU, Blackmagic Intensity Pro Capture Card

  4. #4
    GIVE ME THE CAKE!!! p0Pe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    proud dane!
    Posts
    1,645

    Default Re: irc quotes

    oh **** yeah... forgot to say all quotes are from www.bash.org
    is that a 120.9 raddy on your case, or are you just happy to see me?

    METO V.1
    METO V.2
    METO V.3
    PC-Beto
    Project M8 [WIP]

  5. #5
    Practice random acts of generosity Omega's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    A house
    Posts
    4,577

    Default Re: irc quotes

    <Amantis> peer`, if you were a skinny woman, I'd marry you

    ---

    <Kuyukly> There is nothing to fear
    <Kuyukly> Except peer` itself

    ---

    <Kuyukly> you know what I like
    <Kuyukly> ...guys

    ---



    Having said that, keep it clean.



    i5-3570k @ 4.40GHz // R9 380X @ 1020MHz // 2x Samsung 850 EVO SSDs // 2x 2TB HDDs
    Fractal Design Define R2 XL "Monolith"


  6. #6

    Default Re: irc quotes

    <ThelegendarySCM> me and my buds lit a car on fire once- kinda by accident
    <ThelegendarySCM> but it was fun to watch the gas tank blow up.
    <Artanis> lol
    <Artanis> :-) where did this happen?
    <ThelegendarySCM> we were out playing pranks on one of our friends when we saw our principles's car- he was a TOTAL ass, and we all hated him. Was a drop top, and the dude left the top open. We climbed n and started ****ing with the car, when somehow the cifggarette lighter wnt itm goit red hot, fell out and lit the floormats ablaze
    <ThelegendarySCM> Never ran so fast from anything in my life. After we got about 2 miles away we turned just in time to see the gas tank go.
    <Artanis> hahahhahaaha
    <Artanis> and uhh, you never got caught?
    <ThelegendarySCM> nope. No one saw us(for some wierd reason)
    <Artanis> lol
    <ThelegendarySCM> Man, that dude was HEATED the day after at school. He dragged us all into the auditorium and we spent 6 hours there. I mean the whole school, in a crowded auditorium, and he wouldnt lets us leave until someone confessed. No one did, and when school did end the superintendent was waiting for the principal. He was promptly fired for keepoing us in that room for 6 hours.
    <ThelegendarySCM> Talk about insult after injury.

    lol

  7. #7
    read my comic already! (sig) xRyokenx's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Bloomingburg, NY
    Posts
    4,416

    Default Re: irc quotes

    lemonlimeskull: Keith dodged a serious bullet thanks to his massive stupidity.
    Opium: Hmm?
    lemonlimeskull: Well, as you may know he lost his license months ago
    lemonlimeskull: So he's been biking everywhere, which has lead to him losing a bunch of weight
    lemonlimeskull: He bikes to Walmart today and as soon as he gets to the electronics department, realizes his wallet's fallen out, probably somewhere along the highway.
    lemonlimeskull: So he takes the memory card he wanted, puts it up in his baggy sleeve, and goes to leave.
    killjay: Uh oh
    lemonlimeskull: Yeah.
    lemonlimeskull: Naturally, security stops him as he gets within 5 feet of the front doors. This huge obese woman who is obviously having a really bad day - or just hates her job.
    killjay: o ****
    lemonlimeskull: She stops him, GRABS his arm, RIPS up his sleeve, and WRENCHES the card out of his hand.
    lemonlimeskull: He knows he's screwed so he starts crying in the middle of the ****ing store. He cries all the way back to the security office, and everyone's staring at him the whole way.
    Opium: So he's sitting in jail right now
    lemonlimeskull: That's the awesome part. The manager takes a look at him, notices the bike helmet, poorly fitting clothes, lack of any ID whatsoever, and the fact that he's crying like a three year old.
    killjay: .... -_-
    lemonlimeskull: Yes. He was let go and the security woman got chewed out for hurting a "retarded kid".
    Sheer ****ing genius.

    EDIT:


    random girl: hey!
    me: ...hi?
    me: who is this?
    random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
    random girl: ur hot
    me: thanks
    random girl: np
    me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
    me: what should I do?
    random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
    me: oh alright
    me: I have to go
    me: my mom is kicking me off
    me: bye

  8. #8
    Is awesome
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    837

    Default Re: irc quotes

    <@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
    <@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
    This one doesn't work as well as it could, bash uses a different font
    <Axe> I
    <Axe> do
    <Axe> not
    <Axe> know
    <Axe> where
    <Axe> family
    <Axe> doctors
    <Axe> acquired
    <Axe> illegibly
    <Axe> perplexing
    <Axe> handwriting;
    <Axe> nevertheless,
    <Axe> extraordinary
    <Axe> pharmaceutical
    <Axe> intellectuality,
    <Axe> counterbalancing
    <Axe> indecipherability,
    <Axe> transcendentalizes
    <Axe> intercommunications'
    <Axe> incomprehensibleness.
    <JediHobbes> woah
    <JediHobbes> *blinks*
    * @Lan plays with his privates.
    <Rintaun> ...
    <@Lan> I got these new toy soldiers
    <@Lan> They are really neat
    <NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
    <rycool> ...
    <NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
    <NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
    You love my sig.

  9. #9
    Fox Furry crenn's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    In the shadows behind you
    Posts
    4,067

    Default Re: irc quotes

    Got to love things that sound bad.... but are actually innocent.
    Antec Sonata II | Pioneer DVR-212
    Good news! You can follow my website or follow me on twitter!

  10. #10
    Is awesome
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    837

    Default Re: irc quotes

    Those two are probably my favorites. My friends laughed so hard at the "I broke my g string while fingering a minor one".
    You love my sig.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •