Here is the way see it:
Dave= Jean-Claude Gosh Darn (Paul's words)
Gaz= wasted
Crimson= MILF patrol
Terry=Impressing a couple of High school chicks on his way to work
Rank= still trying to beat Pac-Man
Tyler= huffing paint chips
Simon= the "stuff" I smoked is kickin in
Bucko= "If I shaved half of my face, what do you think I'd do to you?"
Eck= finally beat Pac-Man
a.Bird= squirrel enthusiast
imagispire= just beat computer chess
Luke= "why the hell won't anyone help me change this light bulb?"
Elenril= "Look, I thought I told you to shut the hell up when I'm playing Sudoku"
SgtM= "who farted?"
XcOM= "I farted"
Scotty= took 3 hours to get that hair juuussssttt right
Aero= "Damn I love gettin my pic taken with this car"