6" or smaller USB extension

I need a short, short usb extension to get around awkward port placement.

Long story short, the ridges render the ports inaccessible to any USB device thicker than a usb cable and I'd like to put the wifi dongle in the back (where those ports are located).

Let me know how much you'd want for one.

it wouldnt be hard to make ya one :)
all ya need is 4 small relays to internalize it :)